crap online
The words of Sarah Roche:
"You will be able to take a crap online here in a few years."
"You will also be able to have sex online...sh**...you can practically do it now
and it will take a digital picture and put it on your fing blog."
"Then it will say "Do you want a text message to your friend? Click yes or no."
"You can order marijuana seeds online...I'm not playing right now...I'll send you the website."
MY words while talking to Sarah:
It is amazing. You can shop for Christmas presents...check your driving record...pay all your bills in the world....stalk your neighbor...steal someone's identity! You can do anything!!!
You can buy a car...buy your groceries...get directions...I mean, what can't you do???
So the question of the day today is...
What CAN'T you do online?
Thoughts?
"You will be able to take a crap online here in a few years."
"You will also be able to have sex online...sh**...you can practically do it now
and it will take a digital picture and put it on your fing blog."
"Then it will say "Do you want a text message to your friend? Click yes or no."
"You can order marijuana seeds online...I'm not playing right now...I'll send you the website."
MY words while talking to Sarah:
It is amazing. You can shop for Christmas presents...check your driving record...pay all your bills in the world....stalk your neighbor...steal someone's identity! You can do anything!!!
You can buy a car...buy your groceries...get directions...I mean, what can't you do???
So the question of the day today is...
What CAN'T you do online?
Thoughts?
posted by jmjana @ 12:07 AM
7 Comments:
At 12:06 AM,
Anonymous said…
one thing you can't do is link to my blog
;)
At 9:05 AM,
Anonymous said…
One cannot watch ABC's Barbara Walter's 30 Greatest Mistakes tonight at 10 p.m. ~
One cannot get their teeth cleaned ~
Cannot HUG ~
No personal strumming of a guitar ~
Smell the ripeness of a plum ~
Get Jana to keep her car insurance premium under control
At 9:23 AM,
jmjana said…
you CAN watch barbara walters
you are able to buy teeth whitener
you are right about hugging
and i CAN keep my premium under control :)
At 11:00 AM,
Liz said…
hugs, kisses, etc...no touching online, except touching your keyboard or mouse...
At 7:57 AM,
Steve Fuller said…
You can already take a crap online. Sean does it every day when he posts on his blog.
Zing!!!!!!
At 10:45 AM,
Anonymous said…
I forgot SOME people don't use toothpaste to brush with..just swallow some gargle..but one cannot do THAT on line either.
I can't get my dog shampooed and groomed on line either...
Can't get my eyes and hearing tested or my annual _____ test.
At 11:57 AM,
Annie Michael Murphy said…
you can buy something but can't have it right away.
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