Why it's AWESOME to be a girl

1. You get special treatement at Advanced Auto Parts...aka, the men put the part in your car for free AND clean up AND call you honey the whole time while doing it
2. Every man in Auto Parts makes you feel like you are Miss America
3. You get free drinks while out to dinner with friends...something under the name of 'Birthday Treat' - which who cares when it's a minus on your bill
4. You get the number of hot mexican waiters who in one night makes more than double what I make in a week
5. You get cheaper car insuranace...this doesn't really apply to me, but most women do
6. Your summer school kids make you pipe cleaner jewelry
7. Guys give you the full body raft to lay on at the pool
8. You get paid $50 by Seek Research to answer questions for 25 minutes about bottled water!

life is good...Hapy Summer!