that friend

You know that friend that talks about themself all the time? Or that friend that calls people back but dominates conversation about some stupid drama in their life, that's not really drama at all? Or that friend that while you are talking about something going on in your life, they somehow turn it back on them? You could be talking about being pregnant - your friend has never been pregnant and somehow you start talking about them being pregnant. It's like they can't stop. The world revolves around them and nothing else matters. They might listen to you for a second, but in their brain they are thinking about how this affects them.

Sound familiar at all?

I have become THAT friend. And I am so so sorry. I need a dog.