my life needs to be made into a movie

I dropped my cell phone in a pitcher of Kool-Aid.
No, not the 6 year old, 2 year old or 10 month old I was with. ME. I did it. and it's sticky and gross and keeps leaking Kool-Aid.
It's also very tempermental. So if I dont call you back, I REALLY DO have an excuse!!!

Does it ever stop!??